That awkward moment when;
ho-stache: Your friends come over and start cranking the music. Then a kpop song pops up in the shuffle You’re feeling so fly The rap starts and you’re like Got the attitude down And dem rapper gestures perfected Rapping in Korean Then it ends And your friends are like
I figured out the ending to INCEPTION
ruperts: brosenthal-: So, you know how everyone thinks that the Top is his totem, but in the beginning he mentions that it’s actually Mal’s? Well, you see, if it’s not his totem, then it’s not going to properly work for him. Cobb’s totem is his WEDDING RING. Whenever he’s dreaming, he has a wedding ring on because, as he says, in his dreams, they’re still together. In reality, he’s not wearing...
When he came into the league, everybody said he had speed, he could get to the...– Michael Jordan on Derrick Rose (via derrickmartellrose)
It cracks me up to see how much hate The... →
-tofutae: “Thank god The Philippines will get hit” “We can all live better without those stupid pinoys” “It’s alright if the tsunami hits The Philippines, but JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL WITH JAPAN” You know why it’s all so very funny to me? Because let’s say Japan wasn’t the unfortunate country… I can’t even believe how anyone can even manage to hate at a time like this. Even the Filipinos...
Let’s run away to the place where love first...
This is my eating routine
swaglikeweezy: I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!” Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!” And repeat.
ianadee: iambyge: celinelouise: da-name-is-cedric: drapetomania: Normal 50 year old man: Johnny Depp: r u f*cking serious? O_O <3333333333333333 hot! hot! hot! LIKE SRSLY ?
You think because he doesn’t love you that you are worthless. You think that...– Toni Morrison (via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
I let you go because I knew in the end it’s gonna be me and you.
THANK YOU GOD IN HEAVEN FOR DERRICK FUCKING ROSE
starwart1: I know none of you give a shit about basketball but YOU KNOW WHAT?!??!? THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING SEASON OF BASKETBALL THAT THE CHICAGO BULLS HAVE PLAYED SINCE THE REIGN OF AIR JORDAN. And it’s mostly thanks to THIS guy up here! Along with other key players like Carlos Boozer, Joakim Noah, Luol Deng, etc. Our savior Derrick Rose just scored 42 points (that’s a LOT for a typical...
Happy birthday to His Airness!
mylifemylovemystoryxix: VS Spurs game at the United Center tonight. MJ isn’t there but every Bull is bringing it.
POSING FOR PHOTOS
inezizzle: OTHER GIRLS: ME AND MY FRIENDS:
I hate Valentine’s day. Every day should be for love. You should celebrate love...– Ashton Kutcher. (via classyetfabuleux)
I really have to learn to not get pissed off when...
I’ve been feeling like crap this year. I keep thinking if it has something to do with me not working out after the holidays, but everything’s a mess right now. My place looks like shit. My grades are dropping faster than shit after drinking a bucket of coffee. And I feel like shit. I cry everyday, aware that it won’t solve anything, but I cry anyway. I don’t know what to...